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Metaphors 18

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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becuase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
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New Topic

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Ok then...lets start a new topic! You guys killed off all my good metaphor stuff, so lets move on to bigger and better things. This next set will be "What We Learn From Movies; Key lessons about life." So...yeah. Enjoy! ;)
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Movies 1

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Most dogs are immortal.
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Movies 2

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All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
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Back! ...for the time being...

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Yeah. Back...becuase Pez-Man antagonized me with his evil Scooby Doo poll. God...I hate that show...*shudder* But yeah--we're going to do Church Bulletins now. Already heard em? Too bad--read them anyway and make me happy! Pumbo out! May a nest of bees never infest your armpits!
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Church 1

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Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
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Church 2

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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Church 3

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Church 4

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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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Church 5

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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church 6

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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
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Church 7

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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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