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Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Mon Dec 09, 2002 9:02 pm

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becuase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm

Ok then...lets start a new topic! You guys killed off all my good metaphor stuff, so lets move on to bigger and better things. This next set will be "What We Learn From Movies; Key lessons about life." So...yeah. Enjoy!

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm

Most dogs are immortal.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 2:46 pm

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:34 pm

Yeah. Back...becuase Pez-Man antagonized me with his evil Scooby Doo poll. God...I hate that show...*shudder* But yeah--we're going to do Church Bulletins now. Already heard em? Too bad--read them anyway and make me happy! Pumbo out! May a nest of bees never infest your armpits!

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:35 pm

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:39 pm

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Pumbo · Post by **Pumbo** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:40 pm

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

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