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ayana · Post by **ayana** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:32 am

I'm idioctic ;_;

Post by **Pez-Man** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 9:32 pm

I disagree. Blame humans. Now then, anyone got questions?

ayana · Post by **ayana** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 5:33 am

Why is my monitor making tinking noises?

Post by **Pez-Man** » Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:20 pm

It is broken. To fix it, you must take a crowbar and smash it.

ayana · Post by **ayana** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:37 am

Okay. Thanks, Pez!

Post by **Pez-Man** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:25 am

Well, we'll be missing Ayana for a week while she gets a new monitor!

ayana · Post by **ayana** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 1:39 pm

Now my monitor is purple and cracked up from the crowbar. Is there anything I can do to fix that?

Chewi · Post by **Chewi** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 1:41 pm

Purple? Sounds like pez's old monitor

Post by **Pez-Man** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:45 pm

Viciously beat it, and buy a new monitor.

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:52 pm

I thought you liked purple

Post by **Pez-Man** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:09 pm

It's not as good as blue. Or black. Or red. But it's okay.

ayana · Post by **ayana** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:53 pm

I like purple...

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:58 am

Why is it that in things with the three 'major' races (ie: humans, elves, dwarves), there's always the 'pure' version of each race and half-elves (½human ½elf), but never half-dwarves or half-elf/half-dwarves?

Post by **Pez-Man** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 10:18 am

DT, the answer to your question is complicated. It really depends on the rule set you're using, but it can fit a slightly uniform rule. Elves and humans are alike, while dwarves are short. Of course, that doesn't justify my reasoning, but think about it a little more. The creators of said races in their own rules are too lazy to bother thinking of statistics for half-dwarves and such. Though, it would be quite easy for someone to take a risqué shot (Did I use that correctly?) and create these races in their rule set. Also, if those were half races, then there would be tons of half races, for every normal race. And then, those half races could have quarter races, and it'd just get freaky. So in conclusion, leave the half-elves alone. They've got it bad enough as is.

ayana · Post by **ayana** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:26 pm

Why does your thing say you're a moron? And where did your flamey things go?