The Rumour Mill

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:44 am

now mol is a trapezoid!

[21:12] <Zornak> are you a trapezoid?
[21:12] <Molvaki> !
[21:12] <Molvaki> NO!
[21:12] <Molvaki> ...yes
[21:12] <Molvaki> >_>;
[21:12] <Molvaki> It's true!

see?!

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:16 pm

TRM has found that Stephen Hawking MAY or MAY NOT be gearing up to make a massive anouncement that could change the way we view the earth forever!

TRM scientists came up with the following theories as to what this announcement will be:
9 out of 10 TRM scientists believe that his breakthrough is in discovering that the core of the earth actually houses a gigantic moth, which is feeding from the bodies of humans not buried in cemetaries, and
1 out of 10 TRM scientists believe that Stephen Hawking is actually a giant talking donut.

More on this as we have it.

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 7:23 pm

George Bush's recent update to his list of countries on the Axis of Evil is causing strife between him and his major allies, as he has included with this revision all countries which use the Metric System.

When asked to comment on this by reporters, he would not get off the phone to his new friends in Liberia and Myamar. And when he did get off the phone, he immediately started playing his modified version of Advance Wars, with the Orange Star, Blue Moon, Green Earth, Yellow Comet, and Black Hole armies replaced with the US, Russia, Great Britain, Japan and Iraq respectively, and which mentions at least one Imperial unit ever y two sentences.

This he stopped playing after 5 days, by which time the reporters had all given up or dehydrated.
- Ruthers

Stephen Hawkings' announcement was actually to announce his new book, Stephen Hawkings' Big Book of Proverbs & Stuff, which has already become the best-selling book in Kazakhstan. Excerpts from the book include:
Rolling moss gathers no stones
Count your chickens before they're hatched by using X-Rays
A watched pot is a happy pot

Accordingly, the TRM scientists have been shot for their guesses being so far off target.

chromus · Post by **chromus** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 12:36 am

DT, where are you getting this stuff. Most of it is just plain stupid.

Rainalin_the_n00b · Post by **Rainalin_the_n00b** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:14 am

um...chromus, i think it was meant to be stupid. its called prank articles. you will under stand soon enough, young one. okay, so your older than me...that means absalutly nothing!!

Post by **beyonder** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:50 am

well, there's stupid and then there's funny.....those articles...just stupid...

Rainalin_the_n00b · Post by **Rainalin_the_n00b** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:22 am

.....well i thought they were funny.....

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:42 am

KawaiiNeko-sama wrote:well, there's stupid and then there's funny.....those articles...just stupid...

Mwahaha... that means the plan is working...

...

did I just type that out loud? Oh well.

* Dark Twilkitri takes this oppurtunity to point out the 'Random Sayings' thread.

chromus · Post by **chromus** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:58 pm

I'm aware that those articles are supposed to be stupid and funny. However, I feel that, as beyonder said, they are becoming more stupid and less funny.

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 10:08 pm

You're telling me Stephen Hawkings isn't a giant talking donut?!

chromus · Post by **chromus** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:25 am

Well, no, I'm not telling you that, but I can assure you that he isn't.

Es'n'vee · Post by **Es'n'vee** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:49 am

I know I cant talk, but has something gone seriously wrong when I was away?

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 7:37 pm

Yes, your grammer is like a plague that spreads
XD

chromus · Post by **chromus** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:51 am

No, Zorn's just an all-around odd person. Nothing wrong about that.

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 7:29 pm

'I know I can't talk'

You don't have that... uh... saying(? I can't think of the term) in the US?!?

It basically means something along the lines of
"I know I do <this>, but..."

So he basically means
"I know that I'm insane, but has something happened while I've been gone that's caused everyone else to become insane too?"

An example of this phrase(that's the term! can't be bothered changing it back up the top, though) would be:

Person who eats too much talking to person who doesn't, who has just had four helpings of stew and 2 serves of desert:
"I know I can't talk, but shouldn't you eat less than that?"