PHP is damn annoying. BEYONDER I NEED HELP.

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:11 am

Right, now.

I downloaded PHP the other day, so I could try to learn something about it, in case I wanted to use it (since tgb has php support).

Then I find that I need a server.

Do you know any way I can run the damn thing without needing a server. I don't want to have to u/l stuff to test it.

Post by **beyonder** » Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:41 pm

what, you mean you don't have a system with a webserver installed? actually it's quite simple, go to a command prompt, cd to the php directory, usually just type 'cd c:\php' and then type 'php path\script.php >> path\target.htm' and then open target.html in a browser(ignore the content-type: text/html X-powered-By blah blah line at the top)

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 7:05 am

Actually, I put IIS on 2000P but it didn't help. Probably cause I don't have a DNS or anything.

Righty-o, I'll try that sometime after I kick the comp into 2000P. Using Me at the moment.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:27 pm

Ahahahahah! Windows ME! Ahahahhaha! Right beyonder?

Post by **beyonder** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:00 am

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAH oh man, thats a good one.

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 6:57 am

...

* DarkTwilkitri locks Pez-Man and beyonder into a cage with Charlton Heston and Oprah Winfrey

Post by **Pez-Man** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:11 pm

Luckily I have the key! *opens lock, pulls Beyonder out, runs out, throws Martha Stewart in cage, and throws cage into volcano, all in under 2 seconds!*
I'm just that good!

Jo-chan · Post by **Jo-chan** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:21 pm

Yeah. It's too bad that ME isn't. XD

Post by **Pez-Man** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:13 pm

*Throws a few boxes of ME in the volcano* Darnit! I knew I forgot something! *Chucks some AOL discs in for good measure*

Jo-chan · Post by **Jo-chan** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:40 pm

*picks up Ted Turner and thows him in as well* Wait! You forgot the Root of All Evil!!

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:45 am

Righty-o.

I did what you said. And it worked. Sort of.
I was going through the tutorial, and it worked for the first page. But the second page of the tutorial, it didn't work.

*sigh*

Post by **beyonder** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:46 am

......tutorial?

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:22 pm

... in the PHP manual. That you can download from the site.

Rainalin_the_n00b · Post by **Rainalin_the_n00b** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:50 pm

*throws in the AOL manager, Brittney Spears, Cristina Agulara, and Wizeman and Puffy*

GRRR!!!! i swear, if i have to fight puffy ONE MORE TIME....

chromus · Post by **chromus** » Fri Mar 21, 2003 3:07 pm

Rainalin, what did that have to do with PHP?