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You know full well that our father wasn't wearing a scarf on that occasion (It was mid-summer, too hot out for a scarf) and you didn't injure yourself all that badly. It was a small cut caused by Pez slipping on a rock and hitting another one. If he is lacking any brain cells, it's not because of this incident.
We didn't even catch any fish.
We didn't even catch any fish.
Ouchies. Something like that happened to my mom one year when my family went to our annual vacation in Vermont. She was trying to walk across some rocks while carrying too much and she slipped and fell right on her bum. She was hurt, but not too badly, just some bruises. I don't remember if she was bleeding or not.
Then there was this one time when I was seven years old, and I was walking home from the convience store (it's called Cumberland Farms; does anyone else have one of those near them?) with my dad. He bought a YooHoo, and he asked me to hold it. So i was skipping along in these shoes that were one size too big for me (they had dinosaurs on them - I remember), and we were going downhill and...I tripped and fell and skinned my knees really bad. My dad had to carry me back to the house; we were only about 20 or so feet away from it, too, which just proves the fact that most accidents happen within one mile of your house. o_o
The end.
Then there was this one time when I was seven years old, and I was walking home from the convience store (it's called Cumberland Farms; does anyone else have one of those near them?) with my dad. He bought a YooHoo, and he asked me to hold it. So i was skipping along in these shoes that were one size too big for me (they had dinosaurs on them - I remember), and we were going downhill and...I tripped and fell and skinned my knees really bad. My dad had to carry me back to the house; we were only about 20 or so feet away from it, too, which just proves the fact that most accidents happen within one mile of your house. o_o
The end.
"Which class did you ass?" -- Chromus
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
"DRILLMAN bionic nemisis of MegaMan" -- ebay quote
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
"DRILLMAN bionic nemisis of MegaMan" -- ebay quote
Wow, I coulda sworn that he was wearing a scarf, and I knew it was worse then that. I guess the fall musta make me lose memory of being. Anyways, yes, many people fall and injure, but I don't want to turn this into a injury thread. I'm sure Molvaki could win this one, but no fighting over who got hurt worse.
And ouchies, that musta hurt. I hate skinned knees, they're a real BAD-WORD-HERE.
And ouchies, that musta hurt. I hate skinned knees, they're a real BAD-WORD-HERE.
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i remember one time my i was riding my bike and my friends tagged along, and one found a pb&j sandwich on the ground and threw it at me, causing me to lose balance and fall knee first on the pavement...it nearly busted my kneecap open...
and another time they were chasing me with rocks, and i didnt look both ways before crossing the road, and a car hit me on the side, causing my flipflops to fall off, but no serious damage, except a skinned up knee
and another time they were chasing me with rocks, and i didnt look both ways before crossing the road, and a car hit me on the side, causing my flipflops to fall off, but no serious damage, except a skinned up knee
