CAPTAIN OLIMAR CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 7:23 pm

Olimar. If you remove the 'l', you can rearrange the letters to Mario...
He also has an uncanny resemblence to Moogles...

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Post any others you find here.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 8:36 pm

...
You might be legally retarted, boy.

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 9:25 pm

I take offence at that statement! Attack, my SWAT echidnas of doom!

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 9:46 pm

He breathes an unknown substance that can only be found in his spacesuit!!! HA!!!

Post by **Pez-Man** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 10:38 pm

I'm scared for my life and may as well jump off this carefully placed bridge! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Jo-chan · Post by **Jo-chan** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 2:55 pm

*jumps off with Pez in the confusion of this thread's replies*

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:10 pm

New information has come to light!

His spaceship is called the Dolphin, which was the GCNs project name.

He is supposedly intelligent, yet he gets ripped off in shops all the time... the Extraordinary Bolt, anyone? (If the Extraordinary Bolt _does_ actually do something useful, don't tell me because I'm not that far yet).

When Pikmin drown, he lists them as 'Lost in Battle' on his status sheet.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:58 pm

Yeah, the ship was just a nice easter egg. The whole stupid parts were just jokes. And the drowning was just easier to category it. Stop being paranoid! There IS NO COVER-UP!