Ask Pez-Man!

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:54 am

Buh?!?
Why didn't I think of that? It makes so much sense...

I'd go commit ritual suicide, but one near-death a day is enough.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:36 pm

Incorrect! 12, or one every two hours, should be enough.

Molvaki · Post by **Molvaki** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:00 am

I concur.
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Duuuuh... I am teh st00000000ped. I feel so l33t.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:27 am

You spelled conquer wrong.

Chewi · Post by **Chewi** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:34 pm

but but....nevermind...

Kamui · Post by **Kamui** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:00 am

What is the answer to the following:
Apple * Monkey =?

*is in a very strange mood* :P

Also... How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:32 am

The first one is better left to the Pez-encrusted being, I believe.

The second one, however, is obvious.

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck would.

Post by **Pez-Man** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:46 pm

Apple * Monkey = Twelve Watermelons.

A wood chuck can't chuck wood if a wood chuck wouldn't chuck could chuck wood.

Chewi · Post by **Chewi** » Mon May 03, 2004 2:12 pm

When will eleventy billion be a number?

Post by **Pez-Man** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:19 pm

In eleventy billion years!

Phred · Post by **Phred** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:34 am

why do you make this topic? you have a forum that serves pretty much the same purpose...

Twilkitri · Post by **Twilkitri** » Tue Aug 10, 2004 8:24 am

Is he questioning your judgement, Pez-man ?

Zornak · Post by **Zornak** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 10:38 pm

DarkTwilkitri wrote:Everyone knows what a Jack of all Trades is.

But what would a Trade of all Jacks be?

A "Trade of all Jacks" really means "trade off all jacks", a ZeroWing way of saying "Trade all Jacks!"

Post by **Pez-Man** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:10 am

Well, for great justice, I suppose so.

G byrd · Post by **G byrd** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:31 pm

like 'go fish' trade all jacks.