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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:44 am�� �Post subject: The Best of TGB |
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I've been spending many an afternoon lately looking back over the old Great Beyond Threads, and let me tell you, there's some really hilarious stuff buried back there.
- Pez-Man, Bourne Shell Scripting
"Yeah, Chromus is SUCH a helpful genius! He knows all and helps all! [/sarcasm] *cough* meanstupidchromus *cough*"
This is ironic for the obvious reasons. *cough*askchromus*cough*
- Chromus, Rankings
"Bah! You know who I am. Admit it! I am that twisted secret that lies behind every person. I am the dark void behind all mad ideas. I am the plot holes in all comics! I AM CHROMUS!"
- Chromus, Rankings
"Ahem. Sorry about that. It wasn't me, I swear."
One of Chromus' crafty character flaws - he occasionaly goes mad with power. I'm sure we'll never have to worry about it popping up at inconvinient moments.
- DarkTwilkitri, Ethay Eadthray Ofay Igpay Atinlay
"Asp**gay! Itay isay ay eadthray ofay Igpay Atinlay! Owhay illway eway apeescay???"
- Pez-Man, Ethay Eadthray Ofay Igpay Atinlay
"ockedlay"
That was the entire Pig Latin thread. For some reason I find that extremely hilarious. Heck, I'm even cracking up right now!
Anyway, feel free to post your own. It's fun! |
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chromus Pez-Ruler
Joined: 13 Aug 2002 Posts: 1703
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:20 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Which character flaw are you referring to?
*cough*stab*cough*
Yeah, I loved the brief pig-latin thread. Pez-man has some wit, it would appear.
If anyone was here a long time ago when Pumbo used to post, my favorites were his daily funnies. Those used to make me laugh for quite a while...
Ah, memories. |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:14 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Chromus
I promise not to become too proud of myself, but there's always going to be that little bit. Anyways, bring on the questions. And no funny questions either, like "What happens after we die?" or "Is there a god?" because there's no way for me to answer them.
Pez-man
But there is a Beyonder! I know there has to be! He posts on the forum sometimes! |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:19 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Zornak
why are the little people inside my head always yelling at me?
Beyonder
that's not the little people in your head. that's just pez-man..... |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:48 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Phred
O_o who would pay money for a video on how to solve a rubriks cube?
why are some shows shot in front of a live studio audience? what if someone sneezes |
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drekikona Pez-Worshipper
Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 372 Location: P3X797
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:55 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Pezman-
"I'm loster then a giraffe with a map in globe-land!"
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Molvaki-
"Hmm... can I post here if I feel like a newbie again?
Hi! I'm Molvaki! I'm an idiot. I like cheese! I'm a moderator for some odd reason that I'm not too sure of. I uhh... did I mention that my was Molvaki?
Aaaanyways, I haven't really posted here in a while so I'm practically a newbie again, I just have barely over 100 posts after god knows how long I was here for."
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Molvaki-
Which brings up the next disturbing question. Where the hell did my face go?
Ayana-
"Well, you see...."
Beyonder-
"i ate it" _________________
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drekikona Pez-Worshipper
Joined: 31 Jan 2005 Posts: 372 Location: P3X797
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:07 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Molvaki-
"Hey! It's a kiwi! ...hmm... I wonder, is it white meat? Or dark meat... *stares at the kiwi, completely oblivious to the fact that Kamui is gonna kill him*"
Pez-man-
"Uhhh yeah, late, early, same difference. And I like kiwi birds, therefore, I belive that Kamui should kill Molvaki.
White meat, I think."
DT-
"NOOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN"T KILL MOLVAKI!
/me incases Molvaki in darkness and forgets to leave airholes."
Molvaki-
"Oh, you'd be surprised. It's very possible, all you need to do is slash my throat wide open and then it would be enough to kill me ^_^
Or you can strangle me until I die, or you can simply run a sharp object through my torso. And this dark incasing is another example! Not leaving air holes ca- *gasp* *falls down*" _________________
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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:28 am�� �Post subject: |
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This one is quite possibly the most off-topic thread in any forum ever. Ultimastrife (ULT) Kyrie (KYR) Pez-man (PEZ) Kamui (KAM) Beyonder (BEY) DarkTwilkitri (DT) Molvaki (MOL) Jo-chan (JC) Zornak (ZOR)
ULT: Exactly how long do you think this comic will continue?
Is it going to be neverending? Or have a cool ending with fading music!
KYR: Fading music. It definately has to have fading music...
PEZ: ive got a LONG time to go before i plan an ending
KAM: YAY! More comics to come ^_^ ::does a little dance of happiness::
KYR: Comics are good...but when the time for the end does come, you MUST put in fading music. Promise me it'll have fading music.
PEZ: I promise....
KAM: Yay! ::gives a kiwifruit to Pez-man:: ^_^
PEZ: ... ... ...?
KYR: Hooray! Fading music! *hugs Pez-man so tight he turns blue* FADING MUSIC! ^_~
PEZ: cant breathe......
KYR: Oh yeah...darn, you gotta breathe, huh? *quits hugging Pez-man* Sorry! But...fading music! YAY! *throws a party*
PEZ: *cancels the party* I don't like parties.
BEY: i didnt know you could cancel other ppls parties....whoa....
PEZ: im just that powerful!
KYR: *cries* Fine then! You're uninvited!
PEZ: but it's already canceled!
KYR: Darn you. lol.
DT: /me takes all the food that had already been bought.
KYR: It's all poisoned.
PEZ: What kinda party were you having with posioned food? That's just mean, besides, the food is probably spoiled by now.
DT: /me sends the food to Eminem. and Kylie Minogue.
PEZ: Exxxxxxcelent....
KYR: lol. A poisoned food party, what else!? ^_~
MOL: Well, no matter how many times it's been done, you HAVE to drop tons of unpacked confetti on to the people in the party. You can break someone's neck if you get to be really good at it! ^_^
KYR: Wow!...but, oh, wait. The party's been cancelled. Blah. Oh well...^_~
MOL: Can I drop big blocks of unpacked confetti on people anyways?
DT: Yes. Yes you can.
KYR: Sure. As long as it's THESE confettis. *hands you a packet of confetti-bombs* I hear there's a great party in need of confetti over at Ultimastrife's...^_~
JC: Can I chuck plushies at people, Pez-Pez? >:p I'll get 'em from Mt. Plushmore.
PEZ: Now honestly, who throws a plushie? But sure, you can. *hides behind a trash can lid*
JO-: Oh, now you asked or it. *runs to the tippity top of Mt. Plushmore and starts hurling plushies left and right* AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough, hack* I mean, UUUUUUUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!!!!!!
ZOR: Guards his plushie,make sure noone steals it
JC: All your plush are belong to me. XD
ZOR: Over my dead metal body!!! NoOne touches my plushie except me!!!
ZOR: plus i keep my plushie well hidden
JC: Uhuhuhu...kawaii. ^.^
ZOR: btw, if you need help getting the plushies on top of mt.plushmore, i added some attachments to my potato launcher to make it a "Plushie Launcher"!
JC: HA!!! XD Uber-spiffy, Maz!!
*Sigh* Lot's of edits. I really should have just directed you to the thread. Ah, well - This is what this thread is for. |
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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:37 am�� �Post subject: |
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Thread: Is Pumbo going to die?
Ultimastrife:
Only the author can answer this so dont bother posting... everyone else
DarkTwilkitri:
Actually, everyone can answer it.
Just because the answer may not be correct does not mean it's not an answer.
And thus my answer for you is:
Yes! No! Maybe!
Pez-Man:
lock time! |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:46 pm�� �Post subject: |
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beyonder
me: "my cable modem isn't working"
comcast: "do you have a router?"
me: "yup"
comcast: "well, since you have a router it must be that. go get it replaced"
me: "i think you might have a problem cuz my friend's modem is out too"
comcast: " nope, we have no reported outages"
me: "can i report one?"
comcast: "no. if we allowed our customers to do that, we might be giving people an accurate view of our service"
me: "...then whats the use of saying no *reported* outages if you can't report one?"
comcast: "that doesn't matter. unplug you router and try your modem again" *click*
me: *runs down to comcast office, convienently placed 4 blocks away" *smack whack wham*
modem: *randomly starts working a few hours later* |
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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 8:25 am�� �Post subject: |
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There is one five-post thread in Molvaki's Form that isn't completely hilarious. I reccomend you all check it out. Too much to post in here. |
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