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PHP is damn annoying. BEYONDER I NEED HELP.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:11 am
by Twilkitri
Right, now.
I downloaded PHP the other day, so I could try to learn something about it, in case I wanted to use it (since tgb has php support).
Then I find that I need a server.
Do you know any way I can run the damn thing without needing a server. I don't want to have to u/l stuff to test it.
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:41 pm
by beyonder
what, you mean you don't have a system with a webserver installed? actually it's quite simple, go to a command prompt, cd to the php directory, usually just type 'cd c:\php' and then type 'php path\script.php >> path\target.htm' and then open target.html in a browser(ignore the content-type: text/html X-powered-By blah blah line at the top)
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 7:05 am
by Twilkitri
Actually, I put IIS on 2000P but it didn't help. Probably cause I don't have a DNS or anything.
Righty-o, I'll try that sometime after I kick the comp into 2000P. Using Me at the moment.
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:27 pm
by Pez-Man
Ahahahahah! Windows ME! Ahahahhaha! Right beyonder?
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:00 am
by beyonder
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAH oh man, thats a good one.
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 6:57 am
by Twilkitri
...
* DarkTwilkitri locks Pez-Man and beyonder into a cage with Charlton Heston and Oprah Winfrey
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:11 pm
by Pez-Man
Luckily I have the key! *opens lock, pulls Beyonder out, runs out, throws Martha Stewart in cage, and throws cage into volcano, all in under 2 seconds!*
I'm just that good!
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:21 pm
by Jo-chan
Yeah. It's too bad that ME isn't. XD
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:13 pm
by Pez-Man
*Throws a few boxes of ME in the volcano* Darnit! I knew I forgot something! *Chucks some AOL discs in for good measure*
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:40 pm
by Jo-chan
*picks up Ted Turner and thows him in as well* Wait! You forgot the Root of All Evil!!
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 5:45 am
by Twilkitri
Righty-o.
I did what you said. And it worked. Sort of.
I was going through the tutorial, and it worked for the first page. But the second page of the tutorial, it didn't work.
*sigh*
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:46 am
by beyonder
......tutorial?
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2003 6:22 pm
by Twilkitri
... in the PHP manual. That you can download from the site.
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:50 pm
by Rainalin_the_n00b
*throws in the AOL manager, Brittney Spears, Cristina Agulara, and Wizeman and Puffy*
GRRR!!!! i swear, if i have to fight puffy ONE MORE TIME....
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2003 3:07 pm
by chromus
Rainalin, what did that have to do with PHP?