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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:31 pm�� �Post subject: |
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And here's something that's just... well, you have to know a _leetle_ chemistry to understand it, but not much, not much at all.
"Ethanol and Oxygen gives CO2 and Carbon Dioxide" _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 5:30 pm�� �Post subject: |
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One of my friends has a shirt that says
"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." |
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Jo-chan Pez-Priest
Joined: 30 Aug 2002 Posts: 699 Location: Mt. Plushmore
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 5:33 pm�� �Post subject: |
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My friend also has a funny shirt that says, "I see small people." _________________ "Which class did you ass?" -- Chromus
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:29 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Holy carp, I've been forgetting to post :/
A student was getting some stuff from the Preperation Room, and someone suggested locking her in there. The teacher said
"I wish I could do that sometimes"
OK, that one wasn't really very good. So here's another, a contradict-ism.
"Nowadays, they don't use this any more, but in some places, they still use it" _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:10 pm�� �Post subject: |
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today during my math test,i put my pencil on my ear, and looked at my notecards...but when i looked back up...no pencil...i looked for five minutes until it finally fell off my ear o_O |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:27 pm�� �Post subject: |
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today my teacher said "We are having a spelling test tomorrow"
and some dude in my class said "Is there going to be a word bank?" |
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Zornak Clearly Insane.
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1116 Location: Searching for Molvaki
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:31 pm�� �Post subject: |
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today one of my friends said "if you agree to disagree, dosen't that mean you disagree to agree?" |
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Jo-chan Pez-Priest
Joined: 30 Aug 2002 Posts: 699 Location: Mt. Plushmore
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:34 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Here's an example of perfect timing:
My best friend and I were on the bus going home yesterday. I started to say, "When I get home, I'm going to --" And at that very moment she said, "Sh*t!!" (she had just remembered that she had forgotten something at school) We both sat there, thought about it, and started cracking up. "Well," I said, "I don't know about that!!" _________________ "Which class did you ass?" -- Chromus
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:28 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Bah, I'm almost finished and I keep forgetting to post :/
So here is the rest -
First, two from this year.
Loader: I reckon we should just use dynamite.
Me: The rules say that you're not allowed to use explosives.
Loader: Well there go my 10 ideas.
Loader: What's it called? That place with the thing on top... oh, the church.
And finally, the last one from 2001.
Chem Teacher: There must be a conclusion. You can do that at the end. _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:04 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Devon: Why do they call it Whiteout when the white is actually in?
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Lecturer: In Network Protocols and Services we look at protocols and we look at services. _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Locke_Cole What's a Pez?
Joined: 11 Jul 2003 Posts: 24 Location: Behind you, picking your pocket.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:14 am�� �Post subject: |
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lets see... twenty oh one... I was a junior, then a senior? lets see...
My Junior Algebra III teacher... one day when she was exhausted. "I still cannot believe that 5 out of 4 of you have troubles with fractions"
My Senior English IV teacher. "Never end a sentence with a preposition." Then later. "I always forget to keep the dog in." (In is a preposition..) _________________ Locke- a man of mystery and intrigue...hunting for treasure the world around. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside doesn't it? |
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Pez-Man Pez-Man
Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 3443
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:40 am�� �Post subject: |
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Proof that you're obsessed with games:
Me: "Only 2 months 'till I level up! Er... my birthday."
Father("Don't touch me or you'll complete the circut and I'll get shocked") Me: "It's only 40 watts, it'll do like, 2 damage. Er..."
I've got more, but I forgot them. |
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Phred Pez-Guru
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 890
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:30 pm�� �Post subject: |
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O__o k... _________________ visit me at comix productions!
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:11 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Devon: The input voltage is 4 amps.
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Ibrahim (Lecturer): How to calculate ws? I will give you like 2 seconds.
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Gary (also lecturer): I'm springed out. (after a lecture on springs).
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Ibrahim again: The pin which controls the crank spins like a pin or something like that. _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:38 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Loader, for almost every single class so far:
Geez it would be good if he wasn't here. (referring to lecturer) _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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