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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 7:04 am�� �Post subject: Collected Wisdom of 2001 |
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Here people will be able to learn the great secrets of the universe, as told by Yr12s and teachers, from the year 2001.
I'll only give them to you one at a time, so I don't strain your brains with the implications.
Specialist (that's advanced, not 'stupid') Mathematics Teacher: 2 + 1 = 2 _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 7:20 am�� �Post subject: |
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This teacher mentioned previously is also the Physics teacher. And one days she came up with this piece of abstract unit use:
...a mass of one kilometre... _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 7:22 am�� �Post subject: |
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Here are two quotes, from one of my friends...
"I get it, but I don't"
"I haven't got any, I've only got two" _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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chromus Pez-Ruler
Joined: 13 Aug 2002 Posts: 1703
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:27 am�� �Post subject: |
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DT, is this some way of suggesting that you need a "DT's Daily funnies" section? |
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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:56 am�� �Post subject: |
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Nah... The teachers at his old school, (my school), are really wacky, and he likes showing that off. |
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:59 am�� �Post subject: |
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No. No, it isn't. I don't have enough for that.
Here we have a different maths teacher, this time the 'normal' maths teacher.
'Just when you think it's easy, it is easy'
You should see some of the stuff my Chem teacher said...
But I'm going to do them last. There's around 6 quotes from him, though. _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Es'n'vee Pez-Eater
Joined: 11 Dec 2002 Posts: 243 Location: kNodwic
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Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2003 8:04 am�� �Post subject: |
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Your Chem teacher Mr Matt, DT? |
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2003 7:37 am�� �Post subject: |
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Here's a quote from a student:
"I couldn't work in fractions 'cause they were too wierd for me" _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Jo-chan Pez-Priest
Joined: 30 Aug 2002 Posts: 699 Location: Mt. Plushmore
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Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2003 10:53 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Ah, yes. Each school boasts its own wacky teacher staff. I have quite a few of those myself at mys chool. Oh, the stories... o_o _________________ "Which class did you ass?" -- Chromus
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
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chromus Pez-Ruler
Joined: 13 Aug 2002 Posts: 1703
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 2:44 am�� �Post subject: |
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My old high school has it's share of wacky teachers. My physics teacher, Mrs. Valli, is the smallest teacher I've ever seen, and she treats all of her students like kindergardeners. She's extremely smart, and a great teacher, so don't assume I think ill of her. We used to get break time at the ends of classes, and we had designated Weather Monitors who would spend the whole class looking out the window. Besides all of that, we played with the standard physics toys, like slinkies, springs, pendulums, and a glider rack. We even had a Slinky Song to go with our unit on ocillations. |
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Pez-Man Pez-Man
Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 3443
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Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2003 1:40 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Ooooooooooooooo....
Let's just not get me, Moe, Chromus, beyonder, or any other poor soul on Mr. Wheatley! Whom was prestigiously granted the A-Team award by his AP C++ class. |
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
Joined: 19 May 2002 Posts: 1481 Location: Australia
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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:59 am�� �Post subject: |
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Here's a good quote from before a test:
'Do we lose marks for wrong answers?' _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Twilkitri Pez-Ruler
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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:00 am�� �Post subject: |
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I forgot to put one up the other day, so today you get two.
I'd just like to remind you that these are Year 12 students. Except for the teachers, that is.
Here's a student in the 'normal' maths class:
"I couldn't work in fractions 'cause they were too weird for me"
Again from a maths class:
Teacher: It will have two asymptotes. One is x equals zero. What is the other one?
Student: x equals negative zero? _________________ ~Twilkitri~
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Jo-chan Pez-Priest
Joined: 30 Aug 2002 Posts: 699 Location: Mt. Plushmore
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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 1:52 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Said by my Spanish IV techer last year (I hate her guts with a passion):
"They're talking about doing something in the water, and I don't think it's urinating." _________________ "Which class did you ass?" -- Chromus
"What does it mean to ass a class?" -- Pez-Man
"Err, add........damn you." -- Chromus
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Pez-Man Pez-Man
Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 3443
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Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:34 pm�� �Post subject: |
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Said by my math teacher:
"It's not called a depressed angle because it's going to commit suicide. ... I'm sorry, that was just plain bad." |
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