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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becuase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

Ok then...lets start a new topic! You guys killed off all my good metaphor stuff, so lets move on to bigger and better things. This next set will be "What We Learn From Movies; Key lessons about life." So...yeah. Enjoy!

Most dogs are immortal.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

Yeah. Back...becuase Pez-Man antagonized me with his evil Scooby Doo poll. God...I hate that show...*shudder* But yeah--we're going to do Church Bulletins now. Already heard em? Too bad--read them anyway and make me happy! Pumbo out! May a nest of bees never infest your armpits!

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.