thegreatbeyond

Posted: **Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:50 pm**

OMG! GO SHOWER! no don't come near me before you get yourself cleaned off! AUGH!!!! *dies*

Posted: **Mon Mar 10, 2003 11:56 pm**

A watched pot becomes paranoid.

A watched pot calls a kettle black.

A watched pot is a happy pot.

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2003 9:50 pm**

People need help toasting pop-tarts?

Posted: **Sun Mar 23, 2003 7:59 pm**

WIIGII!!!

Posted: **Sun Mar 23, 2003 8:15 pm**

"I like the cover," he said. "'Don't Panic.' It's the first helpful or intelligible thing anybody's said to me all day."

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2003 4:25 pm**

Love those copy and paste functions!

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2003 3:15 pm**

lets test the chaos theory

*puts Molvaki in a civilization with Wookies*

Posted: **Fri Mar 28, 2003 8:34 pm**

Right... I'm going to post a correction to that in the Ask Chromus thread.

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2003 2:56 pm**

if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2003 3:50 pm**

you know youve lost it when your calculator trys to convince you that 5=0

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2003 9:59 am**

Well, I had a calc one, and it tried to convince me that nothing was a game, and 2 was equal to 1. I took it out back and stomped it good. Now I know it works!

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2003 4:16 pm**

one time my calculator was so messed up it said 2+2=4.38563

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2003 9:08 pm**

I want someone to say to me
"Hey! The 90's called! They want their computer back!"

Posted: **Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:45 am**

With your computer? More like the 70's.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:53 pm**

yay! it's arbor day!

thegreatbeyond

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