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...Okay, so we have to summon Legolas in this situation..? Bah...

I yell out, "HELP!" as loud as I can into the general surroundings in hopes of calling aid.

PS- Zornak, your Vash avatar kicks major arse.

I attempt to violently croak on Beyonder.

Well, I'm going to dance around the Anubis warrior to avoid being hit by the frog-staff, whilest getting closer and attempting to remove the frog-staff from the Anubis-warrior's possesion.

By the way, DM hint: Don't set up impossible encounters that can only be solved by outside help. It easily depresses the PCs and makes them feel that they do not have any influence on the story. I get the feeling that this encounter was to teach us to call on "SnV" every so often, but forcing us into such a situation was a bad idea. I tried to pull the same stunt with my PCs and ended up killing them all.

I jump on the anubis.s head

Woah! What the hell was up with that pic! When I saved it it was about as big as an avatar. Sorry. I deleted it.

Synchro finds some italian guy wandering around, and wields him like a club. Pez-man hops onto Beyonder's face and makes amusing noises. Chromus does an amusing dance and circles the Anubis, growing closer and closer, and eventually lunges for the frogizer. He misses and falls flat on the ground, however, Zornak jumps on it's head, temporailly blinding it.

This was just to teach you to use SnV if you get stuck. It won't often happen.[/quote] <Why did this happen when i submitted?

Incredibly I wield Mario- I mean, some Italian guy as a weapon. Using Zornak's distraction I try to belt the Anubis Warrior in the chest where I'm assuming his family jewels are encrusted...? If anything I'd try to be knocking him over and helping Chromus snatch the staff.

PS- Zornak have nifty avatars...

Synchro whacks The Anubis in the privates, (arrrr... Chest... Riiight...), and Chromus grabs the Frogizer.

Note: I would like everyone to send me a sprite, or a pic that i can use to make a sprite, so that i can stick you all into terrains and make pics. Send to [email protected]

Also, in case you forgot or don't know, all items you get you keep, unless you don't. On a record, here is an item check.
Beyonder: Holy crowbar
Synchro: Some italien guy
Chromus: The frogizer
If i've forgotten anything tell me.

I now proceed to imitate Gollum, for no apparent reason.

i invoke the power of the gods through my *holy* crowbar and shout "Begone Anubis monster thing!" and large bolts of lightning hit the monster

I continue thinking that I hit the Anubis warriors torso because Beyonder all ready struck the alternative targetal region with the holy crowbar as previous to this.

I then ignore DT and Beyonder, and try to strike up a conversation with the Italian guy. "Hello, my name is Synchro. Who are you? ...And are you okay?"

I take a quick look at the staff (all it does is turn people into frogs?) and start to wave it menacingly at the Anubis warrior, in the hopes of turning said warrior into a frog.

I watch everyone and think they look funny doing crazy stuff. Then I pet a fluffy bunny nearby. o.O

Action: Looks funny talking to an Italian guy. D'oh!

I'll get a sprite to you soon Es'n'Vee, but if you want you can not bother with it and just make a purple blob or write Synchro or something really.

I jump off of Beyonder's face and run away into the distance, leaving the par-tay.

I attempt to snatch Pez while he passes me as he stages an escape! Still trying to talk with the Italian though...