thegreatbeyond

i use the "look over there" trick on pez-man, because he always falls for it, and i then use the oppurtunity to steal the crowbar, which obviously makes me leader! I then continue waiting for pez's previous orders to be carried out...i'm obviously a very active leader

Righto, Beyonder IS the new team leader, case I'm not sure if I said it or not, but you can steal other peoples items. Unless of course youv'e said hold on tightly, or something like that.
Anyway, everyone wonders why they have green blotches on their thighs and looks puzzelled at DT.

* DT is looking puzzled at himself
I choose... Path 1! I also sign this disclaimer saying that anything bad that happens along this path is Pez-Man's responsability.

Allthough most of you feel about going in the opposite direction to which Dt points, you follow along with beyonder at the lead. The path continues on for miles, and all of a sudden, you realise that the trees behind you are closing and covering up the gaps! "hello" says a booming voice from behind you, and you turn around to see (see pic)!

This might be a good time to explain combat. Allthough you never die, you can not often pass or get an important item without beating enemies. There are targets on each enemy, and these are what you use to win. Example: Sever bob's hat with frog. But that's just an example. The targets on anubis warrior are:
1. Head
2. Staff
3. Family Jewels

I might allso point out that if you are stuck, providing the leader agrees, you can "Call S'n'V". This will give you a helpful hint, and possibly free stuff.

Anubis Warrior engages you in combat!

OK, I'll shout 'Zoiks' at it, since for some reason that was the label of the picture. Wait, do I have to target that? Then I'll shout at its Staff.

The anubis warrior laughed and pointed his staff at DT, who turned into a frog.

i use my *tightly grasped* crowbar to hit the monster in the nuts......i am also hiding behind pez-man to avoid being hit with a frogizer

Alroightay then, I guess I'll try to eat the staff.

I look around for something to hit the monster with.

I look around for anything to use as a weapon just as Jo-chan. Preferably I'll seek out rocks and throw them at the enemy's head and family jewels. If there are no rocks, I'm going to try getting me a big poking stick and going for engaging its staff and/or head bapping. And of course... running in with a stick I would try quickly and stealthily as possible so I don't get frogified etc. ^^;;;

I find Molvaki just wondering around, so i weild him, just like i would a sword

I roll my D20, get a critical pass, and take the crowbar back from Beyonder. Then, I use the crowbar and aim for the monster's head.

Beyonder whacks viciously at Anubis's nut's, who laughs and shoots his frogizer, which hit's Pezman because beyonder is hiding. Dt gets his tongue stuck to the frogizer. Jo-chan searches for stuff, but finds nothing, As does Synchro. Zornak, unfortunatly, you cannot choose what you find, and while you were imagining using Molvaki as a sword, you were frogized. And I dont know what the hell Pezman was talking about.

I get waved around as he waves the frogizer.

DT is waved around madly, and, incedently, fwaps everyone across the face by accident.
I might also point out that sometimes you have to call S'n'V.