thegreatbeyond

And here's something that's just... well, you have to know a _leetle_ chemistry to understand it, but not much, not much at all.

"Ethanol and Oxygen gives CO2 and Carbon Dioxide"

One of my friends has a shirt that says

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

My friend also has a funny shirt that says, "I see small people."

Holy carp, I've been forgetting to post :/

A student was getting some stuff from the Preperation Room, and someone suggested locking her in there. The teacher said
"I wish I could do that sometimes"

OK, that one wasn't really very good. So here's another, a contradict-ism.
"Nowadays, they don't use this any more, but in some places, they still use it"

today during my math test,i put my pencil on my ear, and looked at my notecards...but when i looked back up...no pencil...i looked for five minutes until it finally fell off my ear o_O

today my teacher said "We are having a spelling test tomorrow"
and some dude in my class said "Is there going to be a word bank?"

today one of my friends said "if you agree to disagree, dosen't that mean you disagree to agree?"

Here's an example of perfect timing:

My best friend and I were on the bus going home yesterday. I started to say, "When I get home, I'm going to --" And at that very moment she said, "Sh*t!!" (she had just remembered that she had forgotten something at school) We both sat there, thought about it, and started cracking up. "Well," I said, "I don't know about that!!"

Bah, I'm almost finished and I keep forgetting to post :/

So here is the rest -

First, two from this year.

Loader: I reckon we should just use dynamite.
Me: The rules say that you're not allowed to use explosives.
Loader: Well there go my 10 ideas.

Loader: What's it called? That place with the thing on top... oh, the church.

And finally, the last one from 2001.

Chem Teacher: There must be a conclusion. You can do that at the end.

Devon: Why do they call it Whiteout when the white is actually in?

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Lecturer: In Network Protocols and Services we look at protocols and we look at services.

lets see... twenty oh one... I was a junior, then a senior? lets see...

My Junior Algebra III teacher... one day when she was exhausted. "I still cannot believe that 5 out of 4 of you have troubles with fractions"

My Senior English IV teacher. "Never end a sentence with a preposition." Then later. "I always forget to keep the dog in." (In is a preposition..)

Proof that you're obsessed with games:
Me: "Only 2 months 'till I level up! Er... my birthday."
Father("Don't touch me or you'll complete the circut and I'll get shocked") Me: "It's only 40 watts, it'll do like, 2 damage. Er..."

I've got more, but I forgot them.

O__o k...

Devon: The input voltage is 4 amps.

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Ibrahim (Lecturer): How to calculate ws? I will give you like 2 seconds.

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Gary (also lecturer): I'm springed out. (after a lecture on springs).

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Ibrahim again: The pin which controls the crank spins like a pin or something like that.

Loader, for almost every single class so far:
Geez it would be good if he wasn't here. (referring to lecturer)