thegreatbeyond

I figured out why pez (the man, not the candy) wants the pez (The giant one{Candy, not Man}) It's because he's a pez dispensing robot and despenses the giant pez out of his neck! huh? huh?

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That post was the equivalent of
'I want to be kicked in the face'.

Now we just need Pez to reply with
'I can do it. I will do it nine times.'

First, though, we need to figure out how he can word it, so it makes a sensible response to the wording of Phred's post... Hmm...

I'll just stick with "Shut up Phred."

I want a giant pez. (the candy, not the man)

I think that was kind of obvious.

nah, she wants a giant you

Whoa. Whoa. WHOA!!!! I'd make him carry me places!

I want to be able to shoot candy out of my neck.