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Twilkitri · Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:31 pm�� Post subject:

And here's something that's just... well, you have to know a _leetle_ chemistry to understand it, but not much, not much at all.

"Ethanol and Oxygen gives CO2 and Carbon Dioxide"

Zornak · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 5:30 pm�� Post subject:

One of my friends has a shirt that says

"You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same."

Jo-chan · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 5:33 pm�� Post subject:

My friend also has a funny shirt that says, "I see small people."

Twilkitri · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:29 pm�� Post subject:

Holy carp, I've been forgetting to post :/

A student was getting some stuff from the Preperation Room, and someone suggested locking her in there. The teacher said
"I wish I could do that sometimes"

OK, that one wasn't really very good. So here's another, a contradict-ism.
"Nowadays, they don't use this any more, but in some places, they still use it"

Zornak · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2003 9:10 pm�� Post subject:

today during my math test,i put my pencil on my ear, and looked at my notecards...but when i looked back up...no pencil...i looked for five minutes until it finally fell off my ear o_O

Zornak · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2003 9:27 pm�� Post subject:

today my teacher said "We are having a spelling test tomorrow"
and some dude in my class said "Is there going to be a word bank?"

Zornak · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:31 pm�� Post subject:

today one of my friends said "if you agree to disagree, dosen't that mean you disagree to agree?"

Jo-chan · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:34 pm�� Post subject:

Here's an example of perfect timing:

My best friend and I were on the bus going home yesterday. I started to say, "When I get home, I'm going to --" And at that very moment she said, "Sh*t!!" (she had just remembered that she had forgotten something at school) We both sat there, thought about it, and started cracking up. "Well," I said, "I don't know about that!!"

Twilkitri · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:28 pm�� Post subject:

Bah, I'm almost finished and I keep forgetting to post :/

So here is the rest -

First, two from this year.

Loader: I reckon we should just use dynamite.
Me: The rules say that you're not allowed to use explosives.
Loader: Well there go my 10 ideas.

Loader: What's it called? That place with the thing on top... oh, the church.

And finally, the last one from 2001.

Chem Teacher: There must be a conclusion. You can do that at the end.

Twilkitri · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:04 pm�� Post subject:

Devon: Why do they call it Whiteout when the white is actually in?

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Lecturer: In Network Protocols and Services we look at protocols and we look at services.

Locke_Cole · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:14 am�� Post subject:

lets see... twenty oh one... I was a junior, then a senior? lets see...

My Junior Algebra III teacher... one day when she was exhausted. "I still cannot believe that 5 out of 4 of you have troubles with fractions"

My Senior English IV teacher. "Never end a sentence with a preposition." Then later. "I always forget to keep the dog in." (In is a preposition..)

Pez-Man · Pez-Man Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 3443

Proof that you're obsessed with games:
Me: "Only 2 months 'till I level up! Er... my birthday."
Father("Don't touch me or you'll complete the circut and I'll get shocked") Me: "It's only 40 watts, it'll do like, 2 damage. Er..."

I've got more, but I forgot them.

Phred · Pez-Guru Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 890

O__o k...

Twilkitri · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:11 pm�� Post subject:

Devon: The input voltage is 4 amps.

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Ibrahim (Lecturer): How to calculate ws? I will give you like 2 seconds.

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Gary (also lecturer): I'm springed out. (after a lecture on springs).

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Ibrahim again: The pin which controls the crank spins like a pin or something like that.

Twilkitri · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:38 pm�� Post subject:

Loader, for almost every single class so far:
Geez it would be good if he wasn't here. (referring to lecturer)