OnGoing Story

[Zornak]

massive damage to childrens programming

[chromus]

and the ultimate downfall of

[Twilkitri]

Rupert Murdoch, not to mention

[Es'n'vee]

various naked elephants, who enjoy

[Twilkitri]

dying their hair various shades

[Pez-Man]

of rock-colored paint. When

[Zornak]

Martha Stewart entered the forum,

[Twilkitri]

people began to die. 'We

[Pez-Man]

will burn Stewart!" cried various

[chromus]

forum members, all the while

[Pez-Man]

jumping over chairs of steel.

[Twilkitri]

'You will learn to respect

[Pez-Man]

my author-pie!" screamed a zealous

[Twilkitri]

Saddam to Martha, as he

[Phred]

ate some cake baked by