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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 9:02 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 18 Reply with quote

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becuase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm� �Post subject: New Topic Reply with quote

Ok then...lets start a new topic! You guys killed off all my good metaphor stuff, so lets move on to bigger and better things. This next set will be "What We Learn From Movies; Key lessons about life." So...yeah. Enjoy! Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm� �Post subject: Movies 1 Reply with quote

Most dogs are immortal.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2003 2:46 pm� �Post subject: Movies 2 Reply with quote

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:34 pm� �Post subject: Back! ...for the time being... Reply with quote

Yeah. Back...becuase Pez-Man antagonized me with his evil Scooby Doo poll. God...I hate that show...*shudder* But yeah--we're going to do Church Bulletins now. Already heard em? Too bad--read them anyway and make me happy! Pumbo out! May a nest of bees never infest your armpits!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:35 pm� �Post subject: Church 1 Reply with quote

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm� �Post subject: Church 2 Reply with quote

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm� �Post subject: Church 3 Reply with quote

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm� �Post subject: Church 4 Reply with quote

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm� �Post subject: Church 5 Reply with quote

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:39 pm� �Post subject: Church 6 Reply with quote

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:40 pm� �Post subject: Church 7 Reply with quote

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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