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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:27 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 3 |
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The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:28 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 4 |
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The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:30 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 5 |
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She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:15 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 6 |
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He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the east river. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2002 6:20 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 7 |
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The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:46 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 8 |
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He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:48 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 9 |
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The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:49 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 10 |
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It came down the stairs very much like something no one had ever seen before. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 4:47 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 11 |
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She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:02 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 12 |
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The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:03 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 13 |
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The relevation that his marriage of 30 years had disintigrated becuase of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:48 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 14 |
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It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:49 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 15 |
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He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:51 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 16 |
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Her voice had a tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:52 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 17 |
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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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