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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:27 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 3 Reply with quote

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:28 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 4 Reply with quote

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 21, 2002 9:30 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 5 Reply with quote

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:15 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 6 Reply with quote

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the east river.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 26, 2002 6:20 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 7 Reply with quote

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:46 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 8 Reply with quote

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:48 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 9 Reply with quote

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 9:49 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 10 Reply with quote

It came down the stairs very much like something no one had ever seen before.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 02, 2002 4:47 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 11 Reply with quote

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:02 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 12 Reply with quote

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 5:03 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 13 Reply with quote

The relevation that his marriage of 30 years had disintigrated becuase of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:48 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 14 Reply with quote

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:49 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 15 Reply with quote

He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:51 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 16 Reply with quote

Her voice had a tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2002 6:52 pm� �Post subject: Metaphors 17 Reply with quote

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
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