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Pumbo Pez-Eater
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 176 Location: You don't want to know...
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Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 9:02 pm�� �Post subject: Metaphors 18 |
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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind becuase he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 176 Location: You don't want to know...
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm�� �Post subject: New Topic |
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Ok then...lets start a new topic! You guys killed off all my good metaphor stuff, so lets move on to bigger and better things. This next set will be "What We Learn From Movies; Key lessons about life." So...yeah. Enjoy! _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 176 Location: You don't want to know...
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Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 6:47 pm�� �Post subject: Movies 1 |
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Most dogs are immortal. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 176 Location: You don't want to know...
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Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2003 2:46 pm�� �Post subject: Movies 2 |
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All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 176 Location: You don't want to know...
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:34 pm�� �Post subject: Back! ...for the time being... |
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Yeah. Back...becuase Pez-Man antagonized me with his evil Scooby Doo poll. God...I hate that show...*shudder* But yeah--we're going to do Church Bulletins now. Already heard em? Too bad--read them anyway and make me happy! Pumbo out! May a nest of bees never infest your armpits! _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:35 pm�� �Post subject: Church 1 |
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Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm�� �Post subject: Church 2 |
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:37 pm�� �Post subject: Church 3 |
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm�� �Post subject: Church 4 |
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:38 pm�� �Post subject: Church 5 |
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:39 pm�� �Post subject: Church 6 |
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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Pumbo Pez-Eater
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Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:40 pm�� �Post subject: Church 7 |
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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor. _________________ "Real friends don't let friends play Xbox." A proud owner of a PS2 |
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